7 quotes tagged one-liner

“Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!”
Customer reviews: J. Fitzsimmons on Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, Amazon
“What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone … this is one of the greatest inventions of all time.”
Customer reviews: Mrs Toledo on Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer, Amazon
“Tonstant Weader fwowed up.”
Critics: Dorothy Parker on The House at Pooh Corner by A. A. Milne (1928), The New Yorker
“If the Red Hot Chili Peppers acoustically covered the 12 worst Primus songs for Starbucks, it would still be (slightly) better than this.”
Critics: Chuck Klosterman on Lou Reed & Metallica – Lulu (2011), Grantland
“Thou hast to be kidding.”
Critics: Anthony Lane on The Scarlet Letter (1995), The New Yorker
“What is this? Crap. Say it loud: Crap.”
Critics: Anthony Lane on Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999), The New Yorker
“I doubt if I could love anyone who did not wish to see Look Back in Anger. It is the best young play of its decade.”
Critics: Kenneth Tynan on Look Back in Anger (1956), The Observer