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1. “Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women”

   Customer reviews: Bee-Dot-Govern on The Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-shirt, Amazon

2. “Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.”

   Critics: Roger Ebert on Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005), Chicago Sun-Times

3. “I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than ‘The Brown Bunny.'”

   Critics: Roger Ebert on The Brown Bunny (2003), Chicago Sun-Times

4. “‘Battlefield Earth’ is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It’s not merely bad; it’s unpleasant in a hostile way.”

   Critics: Roger Ebert on Battlefield Earth (2000), Chicago Sun-Times

5. “People shut up warnings by adding code. Adding code tends to add bugs.”

   Code review: Anonymous reviewer on Patch to an operating system kernel

6. “The fact is, any time anybody makes up a new locking mechanism, THEY ALWAYS GET IT WRONG. Don't do it.”

   Code review: Anonymous reviewer on Patch to an operating system kernel

7. “Code can't look this bad and still be fine.”

   Code review: Anonymous reviewer on Patch to an operating system kernel

8. “But legal reasons do not make for good technology, or good patches that I should apply.”

   Code review: Anonymous reviewer on Patch to an operating system kernel

9. “I cannot imagine any physician or scientist who has a job, who will have the time to read this paper.”

   Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review, A journal in medicine

10. “The arguments in the paper are compelling but not convincing.”

    Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review

11. “the authors seem to be reinventing the wheel and a flat tire to go along with it.”

    Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review

12. “Your model is a black hole from which no light escapes.”

    Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review

13. “The author writes like a drunken after-dinner speaker.”

    Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review, A journal in the social sciences

14. “The writing style is flowery and has an air of Oscar Wilde about it.”

    Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review, A journal in microbiology

15. “The finding is not novel and the solution induces despair.”

    Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review, A journal in microbiology

16. “Reject – More holes than my grandad’s string vest!”

    Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review, A journal in microbiology

17. “basically a desert with some dead trees”

    Customer reviews: Anonymous reviewer on Petrified Forest National Park

18. “A hole. A very, very large hole.”

    Customer reviews: Anonymous reviewer on Grand Canyon National Park

19. “You don't put this T-shirt on your torso, you put it on your soul.”

    Customer reviews: Anonymous reviewer on The Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-shirt, Amazon

20. “I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.”

    Customer reviews: Anonymous reviewer on Uranium Ore, Amazon

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