“This unearthly garment wasn’t created by man but by the god Zeus himself spun from the fibers of his own chest hair at a 14 million thread count… Just follow these simple steps and you too can holster the power that is THE THREE WOLVES SHIRT.
1) Shirt on.
2) Prowl.
3) Take em back to trailer.
4) Ectasy.
Thank you Zeus.”
Anonymous reviewer on Three Wolf Moon Shirt, Amazon.
Added by Johan de Groot on 13 October 2026.