“But legal reasons do not make for good technology, or good patches that I should apply.”
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“LGTM ! Only 1M line changed, approved.”
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“AND USING VLA'S IS ACTIVELY STUPID! It generates much more code, and much _slower_ code (and more fragile code), than just using a fixed key size would have done.”
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“NAK NAK NAK NAK! QAK! HAK! Crap code! Stop adding undocumented interfaces. Just stop it. Now. Geeze.”
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