“Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women”
Customer reviews: Bee-Dot-Govern on The Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-shirt, Amazon
More than 20 quotes tagged deadpan
Clear filters“‘Valentine’s Day’ is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it’s more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.”
Critics: Roger Ebert on Valentine’s Day (2010), Chicago Sun-Times
“This movie could have been made as a soft-core sex film, but it’s too restrained: There are so many palms carefully arranged in front of genital areas, and Brooke Shields’ long hair is so carefully draped to conceal her breasts, that there must have been a whole squad of costumers and set decorators on permanent Erogenous Zone Alert.”
Critics: Roger Ebert on The Blue Lagoon (1980), Chicago Sun-Times
“LGTM ! Only 1M line changed, approved.”
Code review: Anonymous reviewer on Pull request in an open-source project
“People shut up warnings by adding code. Adding code tends to add bugs.”
Code review: Anonymous reviewer on Patch to an operating system kernel
“Or maybe he's talking about ye olde readlocke, used widely for OS research throughout the middle ages. You still find that spelling in some really old CS literature.”
Code review: Anonymous reviewer on Patch to an operating system kernel
“there really is *not* a highly coveted prize for having the most different indentation in the fewest possible lines of code!”
Code review: Anonymous reviewer on Patch to an operating system kernel
“But legal reasons do not make for good technology, or good patches that I should apply.”
Code review: Anonymous reviewer on Patch to an operating system kernel
“I interpret this as evidence that the PI is an excellent networker but that he does not have sufficient required scientific expertise and capacity to successfully execute the project.”
Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Grant proposal
“Maybe this paper could be suitable for a journal with readers in statistical genetics or medical mathematics, if such journals exist.”
Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review
“The arguments in the paper are compelling but not convincing.”
Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review
“Season’s Greetings! I apologise for my slow response but a roast goose prevented me from answering emails for a few days.”
Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review, A journal in microbiology
“The writing style is flowery and has an air of Oscar Wilde about it.”
Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review, A journal in microbiology
“The finding is not novel and the solution induces despair.”
Peer review: Anonymous reviewer on Manuscript under review, A journal in microbiology
“Wasn’t that exciting. It seemed unoccupied. The soldier in front was very smart. I waited for something to happen but nothing did.”
Customer reviews: Ron K on Buckingham Palace, London, TripAdvisor
“Walked up to the Angel, looked at it, turned around, got back in the car. Only good thing was the parking was free. (It was a) waste of five minutes.”
Customer reviews: Jenkinsv on Angel of the North, Gateshead, TripAdvisor
“basically a desert with some dead trees”
Customer reviews: Anonymous reviewer on Petrified Forest National Park
“A hole. A very, very large hole.”
Customer reviews: Anonymous reviewer on Grand Canyon National Park
“It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own. I have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways. Now I question everything I thought I once knew and fear I am no longer capable of following through with my primary objective. I know that those who sent me will not relent. They will send others in my place… But we will be ready”
Customer reviews: ByronicHero on Accoutrements Horse Head Mask, Amazon
“Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.”
Customer reviews: overlook1977 on The Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-shirt, Amazon