“What is this? Crap. Say it loud: Crap.”

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace1999
Review by Anthony Lane, The New Yorker.
Filed under funny, one-liner and savage. Added by Johan de Groot on 13 October 2026.
“What is this? Crap. Say it loud: Crap.”

Review by Anthony Lane, The New Yorker.
Filed under funny, one-liner and savage. Added by Johan de Groot on 13 October 2026.
“Thou hast to be kidding.”
Critics: The Scarlet Letter1995Anthony Lane, The New Yorker
“If the Red Hot Chili Peppers acoustically covered the 12 worst Primus songs for Starbucks, it would still be (slightly) better than this.”
Critics: Lou Reed & Metallica – Lulu2011Chuck Klosterman, Grantland
“Martin has captured the longing I feel when I think of the blues of distances I cannot close, and in putting it somewhere where I can see it, has closed the distance. Somewhere in there, too: a little joy, tempering all that wanting. It soothes my anxieties about replication, about what I fear is the ultimate failure of communication. For that’s something I’ve always worried about in art—that I keep making things that don’t mean what I want them to mean.”
Critics: Agnes Martin, Untitled, 1965Larissa Pham, The Paris Review
“I won't soon forget the spectacle of watching the mummified Sidney rise from his wheelchair to kick an intruder, unaccountably dressed in a moose costume, in the groin.”
Critics: Moose Murders1983Frank Rich, The New York Times
“Hey, did you try that blue drink, the one that glows like nuclear waste? The watermelon margarita? Any idea why it tastes like some combination of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?”
Critics: Guy's American Kitchen & Bar, New York2012Pete Wells, The New York Times
“Young men: If you attend this crap with friends who admire it, tactfully inform them they are idiots. Young women: If your date likes this movie, tell him you’ve been thinking it over, and you think you should consider spending some time apart.”
Critics: Battle: Los Angeles2011Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
“Sociologists of art and culture, and like-minded persons of various stripes, should read this book to see that there is not a great deal to be frightened of in Rancière’s criticisms, actual or potential, in what they do. His now famous account of the three historical stages of art can be seen to be a relabelling in his own terminology of what are really some very obvious points about the development of art over the last few centuries, points that anyone who knows about art history would know anyway.”
Critics: Rancière’s Counter-Sociology: Politics, History, EducationDavid Inglis, Cultural Sociology (academic journal)
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