“You don't put this T-shirt on your torso, you put it on your soul.”
Anonymous reviewer on The Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-shirt, Amazon.
Filed under funny, one-liner and poetic. Added by Johan de Groot on 13 October 2026.
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